About This Game This weeks The world's best mass llama-slaughter roguelike-lite-ish couch co-op top-down twin-stick shooter.VALA is a frantic top-down shooter where you remotely pilot an endless supply of mechs from your ocean carrier offshore of the apocalypse, fighting through the llama hordes to take down The Llamanati.Features1 to 4 player local couch-co-opA massive, changing city to exploreEvery playthrough is uniqueCampaign and endless modesFull controller and keyboard/mouse supportDozens of weapons to unlockA plethora of perks to unlockHundreds of bad puns, narrated for your pleasureA fancy switch to turn off blood & goreNo in-game loading time, everHow the game worksStart each playthrough with a stock mech and guns - pray that Llamazon blesses you!Weapons and perks that you've unlocked can get dropped in by Llamazon dronesThere are no "health packs" - do you think this is some sort of game?!An awesome foursomePhysics gone-wildTake down llama scum with your special abilitiesHollywood quality CGLlamas! Llamas everywhere!Totally RealisticSteamOver 19 Steam achievementsSteam Cloud Global leaderboardsRave Reviews"How do you sleep at night?" - my Grandmother (really) 1075eedd30 Title: Vicious Attack Llama ApocalypseGenre: Action, IndieDeveloper:RogueCode (PTY) LTDPublisher:RogueCode (PTY) LTDRelease Date: 26 Feb, 2018 Vicious Attack Llama Apocalypse Directx 9 Download vicious attack llama apocalypse multiplayer. vicious attack llama apocalypse game. vicious attack llama apocalypse pc. vicious attack llama apocalypse free download. vicious attack llama apocalypse trailer. vicious attack llama apocalypse cheats. vicious attack llama apocalypse download. vicious attack llama apocalypse wiki. vicious attack llama apocalypse xbox one. vicious attack llama apocalypse test. vicious attack llama apocalypse metacritic. vicious attack llama apocalypse skidrow. vicious attack llama apocalypse youtube. vicious attack llama apocalypse crack. vala vicious attack llama apocalypse. vicious attack llama apocalypse won't start. vicious attack llama apocalypse reddit. vicious attack llama apocalypse coop. vicious attack llama apocalypse torrent. vicious attack llama apocalypse steam. vicious attack llama apocalypse gameplay. vicious attack llama apocalypse igg. vicious attack llama apocalypse cheat engine. vicious attack llama apocalypse. vicious attack llama apocalypse ps4. vicious attack llama apocalypse pc gameplay. vicious attack llama apocalypse trainer. vicious attack llama apocalypse black screen. vicious attack llama apocalypse xbox. vicious attack llama apocalypse review. vicious attack llama apocalypse xbox one review. vicious attack llama apocalypse-codex. vala-vicious-attack-llama-apocalypse gameplay. vicious attack llama apocalypse achievements. vicious attack llama apocalypse how to revive Game is original, give it that. The puns, good lord the puns...Now. take this and make a kickbutt brutal mech shmup sans the Llamas por favor?. Super fun game, no loading times, gets progressively harder, cause destruction. Con for me there is no save option that i can find.. It's not bad. A fun little Rogue-Lite top-down shooter. Gameplay is serviceable. The cutscene at the start is absolute cringe, but I think that's the point. My problem is that in a world with so many amazing games at the sub 20 dollar price point offering fantastic replay value (Slay the Spire and Dungreed come to mind) it's hard to say that I would recommend this game. There are just a lot of better games to spend 13-20 bucks on. That's less a knock on these devs and their product and more a statement of how great current indie games have been. Additionally, that's coming from someone who used to think Indie devs were eroding the expected quality of products. Btw, Steam, Give us a judge based on your own taste in games button. I like Rogue-Like's but am meh on top-down-shooters. If you're super into top-down shooters this might be your jam.. Edit: Now That I've Beaten It Faster Than Expected Edition Disclaimer - Get this when it's on a good sale.==========VALA is a slick dual-stick shooter that comes as advertised, and the goofy we're-idiot-college-roommates humor works fine on the side considering all your gametime is almost solely invested in murdering entire small countries worth of llamas. Really the sort of thing I haven't played since Smash TV back when most people reading this review weren't even born or were busy filling diapers.I have no doubt this would be amazing couch co-op for we're-idiot-college-roommates, but for god's sake I got this on Steam and it'd be really swell if I could give the creators more of my paycheck and tax return money by shilling out gift copies for friends who will never play this with me anyway if it had online multiplayer. Just saying.TL;DR - I didn't mean to go past 2 hours of played time so I could refund it but here we are.. It's fun for a bit, but it doesn't have the depth to hold your attention. I understand why the creators opted for local-only multiplayer, but I think it does the game a massive disservice. My friends and I use games to stay connected since we don't have the time we used to to get together. When we do get together, things like this are far down on the list of how we want to spend our time. Even as someone that followed this game during its development I can't recommend it if it doesn't have an online multiplayer.. I never knew killing Llama's could be so fun. Better drop out of school so that I can become a pro.. Game is original, give it that. The puns, good lord the puns...Now. take this and make a kickbutt brutal mech shmup sans the Llamas por favor?
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